Two brooms were hanging in the closet and after a while they got to know each other so well, they decided to get married.
One broom was, of course, the bride broom, the other the groom broom.
The bride broom looked very beautiful in her white dress. The groom broom was handsome and suave in his tuxedo. The wedding was lovely.
After the wedding, at the wedding dinner, the bride-broom leaned over and said to the groom-broom, “I think I am going to have a little whisk broom!”
“IMPOSSIBLE!” said the groom broom.
Are you ready for this?
Brace yourself; this is going to hurt! !! !! !
“WE HAVEN’T EVEN SWEPT TOGETHER!”
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Oh for goodness sake… Laugh, or at least groan.
Life’s too short not to enjoy… Even these silly little cute……
And clean jokes!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sounds to me like she’s been sweeping around!!!
Happy Halloween! Carving your own scary photos onto that pumpkin instead of the usual triangle eyes and
pointy teeth. All you need is a scary picture and a little know-how. Read on for the full details on how to make your own photo pumpkins. Read all the details here: http://photojojo.com/content/diy/photo-pattern-pumpkin-carving/
Normally reprint something from my email on Fridays. Here’s one for the organist:
The minister was preoccupied with thoughts of how he was going to ask the congregation to
come up with more money than they were expecting for repairs to the church building. Therefore, he was annoyed to find that the regular organist was sick and a substitute had been brought in at the last minute. The substitute wanted to know what to play. “Here’s a copy of the service,” he said impatiently. “But, you’ll have to think of something to play after I make the announcement about the finances.”
During the service, the minister paused and said, “Brothers and Sisters, we are in great difficulty; the roof repairs cost twice as much as we expected and we need $4,000 more. Any of you who can pledge $100 or more, please stand up.” At that moment, the substitute organist played “The Star Spangled Banner.” And that is how the substitute became the regular organist!
Pardon: John Galveston Giant Johnson
Read article: http://digg.com/d317lGp?t
On April 2, 2001, the Texas State Senate passed Resolution No. 620 declaring that the prosecution and conviction of Jack Johnson had resulted from a contrived charge and was a product of the political and racial tensions of his time.
Click link: http://hubpages.com/hub/Vampires-Myth-or-Fact
Vampires today seem to be sexier and more romantic. Watching Moonlight on the SyFy channel, we encounter Mick St. John, a private investigator. He crosses back and forth between being human and being a vampire.
Subterranean New York – The subterranean tunnel between Fort Totten, Queens, New York and Fort Schuyler, Bronx, New York has been a mystery for years. Historians, park rangers and common sense imply it is a myth. The knowledge and skill needed to build a tunnel under more than 100 feet of water, simply wasn’t present at the time, they maintain.
One of the first things that make The 21 Club Restaurant stand out is the jockeys’ statues guarding the front. 21 Club was once home to wealthy horse owners and breeders of New York City. They donated jockeys with the colors of their private horse stables. They represent some of the most prominent horse farms in the country.
My daughter was raped http://hubpages.com/_1jlqz2sadegzu/hub/My-daughter-was-raped
Classically victims have the drug slipped into their drinks at bars, clubs or parties in order to reduce resistance to sexual advances. Once the individual is incapacitated, she is sexually assaulted. Left in a helpless or unconscious state, she can’t escape, resist or call for help.
Obama wins Nobel Peace Prize Thursday, October 9, 2009. President Barack Obama’s been in office nine months. He ran on a platform of “Change”- “Change will not come if we wait for some other person or some other time. We are the ones we’ve been waiting for. We are the change that we seek.”Barack Obama. Change the World, that’s why President Obama won the Peace Prize.