Halloween Joke from Email

Two brooms were hanging in the closet and after a while they got to know each other so well, they decided to get married.

One broom was, of course, the bride broom, the other the groom broom.

The bride broom looked very beautiful in her white dress. The groom broom was handsome and suave in his tuxedo. The wedding was lovely.

After the wedding, at the wedding dinner, the bride-broom leaned over and said to the groom-broom, “I think I am going to have a little whisk broom!”

“IMPOSSIBLE!” said the groom broom.

Are you ready for this?
Brace yourself; this is going to hurt
! !! !! !


“WE HAVEN’T EVEN SWEPT TOGETHER!”

………… ………… …………..
Oh for goodness sake… Laugh, or at least groan.
Life’s too short not to enjoy… Even these silly little cute……
And clean jokes!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Sounds to me like she’s been sweeping around!!!

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TGIF~Photojojo’s Guide to Scary Photo Pumpkins

Happy Halloween! Carving your own scary photos onto that pumpkin instead of the usual triangle eyes and

pointy teeth. All you need is a scary picture and a little know-how. Read on for the full details on how to make your own photo pumpkins. Read all the details here: http://photojojo.com/content/diy/photo-pattern-pumpkin-carving/

TGIF ~ Substitute Organist

Normally reprint something from my email on Fridays. Here’s one for the organist:

The minister was preoccupied  with thoughts of how he was going to ask the congregation to
come up with more money than they were expecting for repairs  to the church building. Therefore, he was annoyed to find  that the  regular organist was sick and a substitute had been brought  in at the last minute. The substitute wanted to know what to  play.  “Here’s a copy of the service,” he  said impatiently. “But, you’ll have to think of  something to play after I make the announcement about the  finances.”

 During the service, the minister paused and said,  “Brothers and Sisters, we are in great difficulty; the  roof repairs cost twice as much as we expected and we need  $4,000 more. Any of you who can pledge $100 or more, please  stand up.”   At that moment, the substitute  organist played “The Star Spangled Banner.” And  that is how the substitute became the regular organist!

Pardon for John Galveston Giant Johnson

Pardon: John Galveston Giant Johnson

Read article: http://digg.com/d317lGp?t

On April 2, 2001, the Texas State Senate passed Resolution No. 620 declaring that the prosecution and conviction of Jack Johnson had resulted from a contrived charge and was a product of the political and racial tensions of his time.

TGIF~Subterranean New York-Ft. Totten

Subterranean New York – The subterranean tunnel between Fort Totten, Queens, New York andtottenFort Fort Schuyler, Bronx, New York has been a mystery for years. Historians, park rangers and common sense imply it is a myth. The knowledge and skill needed to build a tunnel under more than 100 feet of water, simply wasn’t present at the time, they maintain.

http://hubpages.com/_1jlqz2sadegzu/hub/Subterranean-New-York-Fort-Totten-Tunnels?done

Subterranean New York – The 21 Club

One of the first things that make The 21 Club Restaurant stand out is the jockeys’ statues guarding the front.  21 Club was once home to wealthy horse owners and breeders of New York City.  They donated jockeys with the colors of their private horse stables. They represent some of the most prominent horse farms in the country.

Blue Ridge Bags and More: An Autism Business

Blue Ridge Bags and More is small business, owned by the Autism Society of North Carolina, which employs adults with autism. As part of my job at the Autism Society, I am the official director of Blue Ridge Bags, which is how I know that we need some serious help! See, we have a really cool business, that is actually useful for folks (with and without autism), but nobody knows about us!

We have two parts to our business, and sadly, neither of them is making any money, so I’d like to appeal to you, dear readers, to help me spread the word about Blue Ridge Bags, in the hopes that we can boost sales.

My Daughter Was Raped

My daughter was raped http://hubpages.com/_1jlqz2sadegzu/hub/My-daughter-was-raped

Classically victims have the drug slipped into their drinks at bars, clubs or parties in order to reduce resistance to sexual advances. Once the individual is incapacitated, she is sexually assaulted. Left in a helpless or unconscious state, she can’t escape, resist or call for help.

The Nobel Peace Prize Goes to President Barack Obama

http://hubpages.com/_1jlqz2sadegzu/hub/The-Nobel-Peace-Prize-Goes-to-President-Barack-Obama?done

 Obama wins Nobel Peace Prize Thursday, October 9, 2009. President Barack Obama’s been in office nine months. He ran on a platform of “Change”- “Change will not come if we wait for some other person or some other time. We are the ones we’ve been waiting for. We are the change that we seek.”Barack Obama. Change the World, that’s why President Obama won the Peace Prize.